Twenty years of making tech boring again
John started fixing computers at fourteen for neighbours who paid him in pizza. Nothing’s really changed except the pizza got better.
He’s spent two decades in server rooms, break rooms, and boardrooms — translating jargon into plain English and turning panicked calls into solved problems. No egos, no up-sells, just tech that works.
19Years in the field
240+Businesses helped
How He Works
The approach, every single time
01Listen. Before touching a single cable, John asks what’s actually broken — not just what the error message says.
02Diagnose. Real root causes, not band-aids. He traces problems back to where they started.
03Fix. Clean, documented, no shortcuts that come back to bite you in six months.
04Teach. He leaves every client knowing more than they did — so next time, maybe they won’t even need to call.
“He explained our network in a way that finally made sense. No condescension, just clarity.”
“Called at 11pm during an outage. He picked up. That’s the whole review.”
“Fixed it, then showed my team how to avoid it forever. Rare.”
Microsoft 365
Google Workspace
AWS
Ubiquiti
Tailscale
Synology
CrowdStrike
Notion
“I don’t sell fear. I sell fixed.”
No bloated contracts, no scare tactics about hackers under the bed. Just honest work, honestly priced.
Why It’s Different
Consulting that actually respects your time
Plain-English answers
You’ll always know exactly what’s wrong and what it costs — before anything happens.
No forced contracts
Come for one fix or keep him on retainer. Either way, you’re never locked in.
Genuinely responsive
Real replies from a real person, usually within the hour — not a ticket queue.